PezDSpensr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Creep]

Nice subtle hint at the end to vote 5 OlayClock...

For a guy (girl?) who wants honest example-bearing reviews, you sure try to steer everyone to the 5 button. Must be insecure, I think.
There's a simple reason why you get into the top 5 everyday. You're a clock. And unfortunately when the rest of your cult, er sorry, crew sees another clock movie on Newgrounds they automatically vote 5. That is the only reason. It doesn't take a lot of talent to do motion tweens, gif scans, use other peoples music, and visit pbs.com to steel Magic School Bus images.
Grow up. I don't like your movies (so far) because of my personal taste. I just think the whole clock thing isn't very insightful or entertaining. Just too bad you're too insecure to accept that there are people who aren't into that sort of thing. Here's a tissue.

Olay-Clock313 responds:

no, i say vote 5 cuz that's an inside joke of humor for the clock crew. Vote how ever you feel, but notice a lot of clocks say "vote 5" - I did that and the "end" thing just cuz it didn't belong there. I do not feel the fact that I'm a clock gets me into top 5 everyday, if that was true, then I wouldn't have good reviews from "non-clocks" and if that was true, other clocks wouldn't feel like it's unfair they've never been in top 5. That "theory" you posted is just you running your mouth. It's not the only reason, your just ignorant. You hate the clock thing, so you automaticly hate me. AND Then you protest about Clocks who love the clock thing - so vote automaticlly. You are doing the exact same thing, EXCEPT you vote based on hate instead of love. And that's quite obvious because clocks give each other rounds of tens (what your complaining about being "automatic") and haters give us rounds of zeros (and still automatic) and because your a hater - you don't have an open mind. w00pity w00, I didn't expect people to.

[The Death of OrangeClock]

Hahahahahhahah

hahahahahah----YOU KILLED A CLOCK----hahahahah. Do OlayClock next, PULEEEEEEEEEASE! I'll even take up a collection! And then do YooHooClock! I hate that guy!

Leemurdude responds:

hmmm... I WAS planning for Raspberry, but I suppose I could do OlayClock next. I need to do some research though. By the way, please do not construe me as some sort of clock hating overlord, I have nothing wrong with clock movies as long as they're good.

[Clock Crew:Talk Show Host]

Wow, you sure cried the last time I reviewed...

I never saw a person bitch so much over a review. Just because I don't have a movie on Newgrounds doesn't mean I don't know Flash. If you don't want your movies panned don't put pieces of crap on the web (ie, Army of Blam and this one). Your just asking for everyones opinion when you do that. The actual animation (frame by frame) looked good but amidst all the gif scans it just looked unproffesional. Not that you're a proffesional because you have conveyed that with the way you respond to critisizm. Hey, I may have no movies on Newgrounds but at least I'm not a cry baby bitch!

Olay-Clock313 responds:

First I didn't cry, really the opposite - I just laughed at you. And you call these "reviews". You call this critisicm. BUT in a review, in critisicm - you state why and why not you liked/disliked it. You just ran your mouth - you stated that you enjoy blamming clock movies in the beginning of the review, so it's hard for me to believe you went in with an open mind. Second - if this is "crap" as you say it then why does this and Army Of Blam get in top 5. I can respond to critisicm, and I can handle my movies getting panned. But saying "this is crap" isn't critisicm. You call me "unproffessional" when your the immature one who runs his mouth w/o citing examples. Here's an example now "... don't put pieces of crap on the web..." hmmmm, interesting. Why is it crap? Just shows your matturity level. You can cuss but you can't give examples. And I think your the one who can't respond to critisicm. I spoke the truth, theres a whole group of you guys who vote low, dont have movies, and don't give examples for why you vote low. You could be a total bitch but if you give examples from the actually piece of work not just saying "this is crap". Shows your maturity level - then when I do the same exact thing you did to me (I ran my mouth off to you - for that I apologize) you accuse me of crying, when I was doing the same thing you did to me. I realized those actions were wrong, but as it looks you haven't yet. I'm not the one crying, I'm not the one caring. If anyone - you are. Your holding the grudge. And your not man enough to drop it.
Olay Clock
PS: This barely took me anytime, so don't think i'm "crying" again.

[Army Of BLAM]

I am sooo sorry...

And I mean it. I know I usually just blam clock movies just for the sake of being clock movies, but it looked like you put a lot of work into this one. And I'm sorry but I just couldn't make it all the way through. There's just something about listening to those annoying computer sim voices that just bugs the ever living crap out of me. Please don't parody a great Sam Raimi movie and also the proper abbreviation for 'versus' is Vs not Vrs. Better luck next time!

Olay-Clock313 responds:

ur also so gay. See the thing is you bitchz think clock crew is annoying BUT your all the same, your all a bunch of low life people who all hate cc AND all vote low. BUT U DON'T HAVE ANY MOVIES ! your shit and we're above you. we actually try, you don't. Your like some criminal who was let off the hook by a judge - judging everyone in a court. And you always find em guilty.. you are stupid. you don't count. make a movie. until then ur gay and nothing.

[ClockBury]

Thank you for not putting YooHooClock in there...

I hate that guy! You got a decent score from me because I just couldn't help bopping my head around like those Roxberry dudes...

[Generic Man: BFS]

What size of vote would you like, sir?

Ummmm....Medium!...MWAH HAHAAH Just kidding guys! You got a 5 from my vote. Hehehe.

[Newgrounds Tour - Part 2]

Whoa, calm down shakermaker...

You obviously did not see what types of Apple computers chickensnack had in his little toon. Now unless your parents have never let you out of the house, you'll know that Macintosh has come a long way. So you'll find it funny that chickensnack says the Newgrounds folks actually use Apples made in the early 80's. Either that or Apple does suck ass!

[RingKing:Ending Revealed!]

You are obviously gay...

no offense, because it's socially acceptable to be gay nowadays. But this toon was an obvious cry to the gay community screaming "I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, I'M ONE OF YOU!!!" Now doesn't it feel better to get that of your chest? Have fun with your new lifestyle you assbandit!!!

[the angel]

I don't want my mom to leave me either...

I mean, we've all had dreams where we've lost someone close to us and then we wake up crying our eyes out (as a child anyway). That is what this reminds me of. I usually don't end up smiling at the end, though. Thanks Al, now I'm depressed...where's my amitriptyline.

[Merry Christmas Luisinho]

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my g...

I am gonna be soooooo good this year!