PezDSpensr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eddy Apple]

What the?

Oh My Gosh...that was great but please, oh please, do not do a toon on where cotton candy comes from...I love that stuff.

[Dont Warp.]

THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

My mom told me all the guys I missed when I warped went to a happy place not to...to...I'm gonna be sick.........

[sillygoth teasertrailor 1]

Wowzers! What't the whole thing gonna be like?

The art, the animation, the sound, the effects. How many people are working on this project. Just one thing to say...I ain't never seen a goth with muscle that big...

FDA responds:

hahahah thanx :)
if you look on the site, it has a more thorough list of "who we are". Basically it is Zeebarf and me, however Deese (sinkmeat.com) and Mr. Grifter (A&E Biography) are working with us as well.

Thanx so much for your appreciation!

[Smash Bros. X: Gaiden]

That was great...

Very well thought out...I often wonder if people just sit down at their computer (like me) and peck away at flash or do they actually plan it out before turning the puter on. In your case I'd say the latter. Loved the artwork and the effects. Thanks for a good toon...I still love nachos. And if you help me get a business I will give you a job...for minimum wage...part time...no benefits, though. Aww who am I kidding, I couldn't even pay you.

[The Paranoid Dog]

Loved the art, the style, and the shifty eyes, but

WHY'D YOU DO THAT TO THE LITTLE DOGGY!!! WAAAAHHHH! Just kidding. I liked it. Although, I don't know if you know this but dogs do not actually say "bark" when they bark...they say "woof" or "bow wow"....

[George Lucas, Dammit!]

Wow, I was so surprised by the ending when...

Luke ended up tearing up his green card and heading back to Tatooin (sp?) to work the desert farm with the ghost of his deceased uncle...maybe that'll throw the viewers off, eh Jeff? I'm lucky I didn't read the reviews before I watched. Great cartoon. Not into the other preview, though. That kind of stuff isn't my bag, baby. But I really liked the style of this toon. You put a lot of work into synching the mouthes to voices and the droid humour was hilarious..."WELL SH#@ ON ME!!!" I'm so happy now that I could probably skip my next dose of Amitriptyline.

[M]

How could you do this to me?!?

All I wanted to do was waste a half hour on voting for what passes for a high quality portal entry and there I saw the green banner of a decent score and when I click on it what happens...I swallow my own tongue, start convulsing violently, and wake up nearly choking on my own vomit and in a pool of my own urine and wretched filth...keep it up!

[Oh Baby, I Love You]

Um...what the hell was that?

I jumped behind my computer chair cause I was scared of you guys. I had to give you a PORTAL 5 for getting yourself and your friends to actually do that and publish it on the net. However, will you be able to go out in public now wondering if anyone has actually seen it?
By the way, Pistashio looks a little bit like your bearded friend. Hmmmmm, I wonder...

[Clock Destroyer]

Chances are you'll never read this review, but...

I gotta tell you, GREAT!!! I for one have seen a few good clock movies and several "God I wish I had that time back because they were so bad" ones, too. I believe you are so correct about the lowest level of Flash animation, even though I have no submission on the Portal (yet!) What I am going to ask you is something of great importance. Please kill OlayClock. This guy whines over every review he (she?) gets. For some reason he (she?) can't get it through his (her (it's?)?) thick head that most clock movies are terrible, and in my opinion (and it is my opinion OlayClock) his (her/it/hermaphrodite?) suck big time. So if you could kill hi...er, OlayClock you'd be doing the Portal a big favour. He may be a peon in the clock cult, er, crew but dammit, he should be peed on by you!

[BATTLE ROYALE]

What can I say? I actually liked it....

I may say I blam clock movies just for the sake of being clock movies but I actually only say this to movies where the author whines about the reviews (a tactical mistake, in my opinion). Anyway, it was funny, sound wasn't too great but I'm sure will improve, and it didn't star OlayClock. Good use of 3D! It was unexpected. Thanks for a good few minutes.