PezDSpensr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cocket the Fish]

It wouldn't let me vote!!!

I would give this a 5 but the portal messed up on me again and claims I already voted.

Daniel, this is the level I strive for. How do you do such smooth animations. This was superb. The quality was overwhelming.

If I weren't on Newgrounds I would think I was watching a media or movie file. How did you do this so well?

I'm (in my free time I must stress) working on a Flash cartoon that involves a lot of momement of characters. Could I get some advice on how to go about achieving the quality you seem to have obtained?

I for one loved the sound like some previous reviewers, but I believe a good cartoon relies on the visuals. If all you do is motion tweens then a boring movie you shall make. Although, I must admit the dialogue was hilarious. DIARIAH HAHAHHH HAHA...thanks for putting the smile on my face!!!

[Clock MOON Rising]

What!! How....I mean....wha' HOW!!!

That was nothing short of awesome. Excellent blend of 3D and 2D. Great mood setting with the low amount of colours. My only beef is that there was no sound (for me?) half way through the movie.
Once again I must point out that some people vote unfairly. There is no reason why this movie should be below a Portal 4.
Well Ben, as sell elected King of the Portal, I give you an honorary Portal 5 out of 5. That was just great! I'm going to eat your brain too, now. And as several animators will tell you, that's one hell of an honour!!!

[Fishy Go Swim]

I was totally fulfilled until...

I saw this movie. Now there is a big empty hole where my heart and soul used to be. What can I fill it with. Oh, I know. A big fat portal ZERO!!! Fishy go swim up yer bum, Bandana Cluck!

[Inside the Studio]

Was this actually a clock movie?

Finally! Being relatively new to Newgrounds, kindof, I was kind of put off by the quality of Clock movie that made it to the top five. To me it seemed as if timing of the submission and a rally of 5 votes seemed to be the only reason they got in the top five. But you, my friend, sat down, tapped out an excellent script, used more than just side to side motion tweening, and used more than just one annoying computer sim voice. Mind you, on a sad note, you used more than one annoying computer sim voice. Oh, that flashing 12:00 was pur genius. PURE GENIUS! You might be in line for a brain eating.

[Childhood Confessions]

IT HAD IT ALL!!!!

You crazy little monkey head. I loved it. Good stutter-mation, great sound, and the humourous physical comedy. Thanks...you kind of make me regret that I always start at number 1 on the portal top five and work my way down. I should reverse that and save the best for last. Oh woah is me, I wish I were that guy falling down the stairs.

[making friends]

Out of all the brains I've wanted to consume...

there have been only two that have been worth mentioning. One brain would be that of the creator of B&W Drama Theatre and the other would be yours, Jim. Yes, your brain is among the few chosen to be worthy of consumption by me, PezDSpensr. I want your powers and the only way for that to happen is for me to ingest your cerebral cortex and such the marrow from your spine. I do not mean this as an insult...you should consider it an honour. I mean, no one's ever said that they've wanted to eat my brain...I'm so depressed. Where's my amitriptyline?

jim-ether responds:

thats the coolest fucking review ive ever recieved in my entire life . oh my good god . thank you ! that was so god damn cool of you .

[PowerPuffGirls]

Hmmmm...Clocks killing Clocks...

I like it!

[Saja Pro Skateboarding]

keeyute...

that little guy was cute, cute, cute....I could just eat him up. Pretty cool little tricks, but where does one actually click on keith. The only secret I found involde some garbage...whatsupwitdat?

SamGreen responds:

If you look close enough you will see the bum in the garbage bin! thanx