PezDSpensr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds Tour - Part 1]

HAHAHA It's funny cause it's true....HAHAHAHAHaAHH

HAHAHAHAHAHHA. I wonder if Macromedia employees ever peruse this little site, eh? What? Did I say a dirty word?

[Sleep Well]

Looks like someone had a little influence...

from the flick know as "from my room." But who am I to dis you when this is probably better that what I could do at this particular point. Good attempt. Work on sound a little more because the silent moments seemed to drag on. And most importantly, vote zero for a clock movie. And hate YooHooClock; it's for his own good!

[B&W Drama Theater #8]

You're not a clock...

I just thought that would be reassuring. Keep it up...Oh, and make more toons too!

[A nice day to die]

What the heck is going on?

That's two top movies without a clock in them...what will the third be? I really liked this film...it was smooth and used 3D stylishly. Well thought out with the cut scenes within a scene. I wish someone would do a tutorial on how to so this smooth flash animation. Tweening always seems so stutterry to me.

[Glen]

What can I say?

I know Newgrounds is a place for amateur flash cartoonists to vent anf play, but it is awesome to see someone submit a movie of this caliber...I'm gonna have to check the rest of your stuff out...And your cartoons too!

[Lonnie Big-hands.]

Thanks for making me smile...

I usually like to make my reviews a little kooie, especially when reviewing a clock movie that I wasted my precious life time on that I'll never get back (NEVER?), but I had to tell you that this was a pretty good little flick. I wish my votes were worth more so I could bump you up, cause in my opinion all clock movies should be the turd of the week. Oh, and I still hate YooHooClock and is gay lover SMIRRNOFFCLOCK, too!

[smirnofficeclock (intro)]

I wish there were more categories to vote 0 in...

Because you must be retarded. Sorry to be so forward, but what is so cool about being a clock?Doesn't alcohol just make you pee more? And doesn't it make you impotent and act like a jack ass? So you must be a mentally retarded impotent jack ass who wets the bed. And I still hate YooHooClock...and now you, too!

[B&W Drama Theater #7]

I SAW THST AlantheBOX!!!

There was a very colourful butterfly in that little piece of B&W Drama Theatre! Are you trying to ruin my world with color? Or is the butterfly there to symbolize that all colour should just up and fly away? Does it mean something? What are you trying to tell me? Should I dye my hair? WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER?!?!!?

AlantheBOX responds:

color?! where?! it must be a mistake! this BLACK AND WHITE drama theater, there couldn't have been any color...
-alan

[Clock Tales: Ep 3]

I was totally gonna vote zero because...

...not only was it a clock movie but you didn't even take the effort to put in the voice arrows. But then I listened to the dialogue and holy cow did I pee a little because of my own diaphram convulsing from the laughter emanating from the very bowels of my bowels. Too bad the 2 I gave you still brought the score down. Oh, and no offense but I hate YooHooClock!

[Bullied Beverages]

All you clock guys should get together and...

...make a bloopers video. Half the time the Pepsi can didn't even have a clock face, and why does the voice arrow go from Pepsi to Yoo Hoo to Mountain Dew when it's the same darn voice singing the entire song. No offense but I hate you!